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Guide for medical cannabis ministers
and medical marijuana ministers
This is a Guide for medical cannabis ministers and medical marijuana ministers.
This Guide outlines some of the topics you may need to prepare for in order to have a successful legal defense in both federal (U.S.) and state (California) court for working as a medical marijuana minister or medical cannabis minister in a California medical cannabis collective, dispensary, or cooperative.
Exact material will vary greatly by religion. I provide examples from my own religion, although many of the examples may not apply to your religion. You will want to prepare your own defense, probably with the help of a lawyer skilled in first amendment and criminal law.
Diana
Goddess of Cannabis Witchcraft
Queen of Witches
There are many different Goddesses of Cannabis and Witchcraft from every culture around the world.
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Diana is the Roman version of the magick Goddess of cannabis. Diana is the Queen of Witches.
The Greeks called this same Goddess Artemis. The Temple of Diana at Ephesus was one of the seven wodners of the ancient world.
The Egyptians called this Goddess Bast.
The Germans called this Goddess Easter.
the Wild One
Throughout the Medieval Period in Europe Diana was viewed as the Goddess of the wilderness, the hunt, and wild flora and fauna.
Diana ruled all of the dark forests of Europe throughout the Middle Ages.
From Aradia, in The Charge of the Goddess:
“Once in the month, and when the moon is full, ye shall assemble in some desert place, or in a forest all together join to adore the potent spirit of your queen, my mother, great Diana”
The Goddess Diana was channeled by Witches through the use of cannabis smoke. Under the influence of cannabis intoxication, Witches can hear the words of Diana.
Diana is the Wild Goddess who transforms a raging bestial human into a laughing and giglling human. See laughter.
Queen of Witches
One of the primary goals of the Christian Inquisitions was to stamp out worship of Diana. Some scholars think this was the original reason for the Inquisition. The Christian clergy proclaimed that Diana was the Queen of the Witches. Torquemada, an infamous witchhunter and grand Inquisitor, claimed that Diana was Satan.
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The courts have already ruled in multiple cases that a person who starts preparing a religious defense (including gathering certificates and other paperwork) after arrest loses all chance to use the late religious defense. It is essential that you prepare your defense before you are arrested. Adequate preparation may even prevent arrest. With that in mind, doesn’t it make sense for at least one collective owner somewhere to pay me minimum wage to work on preparing these materials on a full time basis? Even the most callous cooperative owner should realize that low paid workers facing prison sentences are likely to change sides and testify for the police? On the other hand, if the workers have a religious defense ready then they need not fear going to prison and have no incentive to testify against the owner. I don’t care how jaded and selfish a dispensary owner is, it just makes good sense to have a strong religious defense ready for your workers.
These web pages are not professional legal advice. Nothing on this website should be considered as a substitute or replacement for professional legal advice. Persons should seek the advice of qualified legal providers.
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