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Guide for medical cannabis ministers
and medical marijuana ministers

    This is a Guide for medical cannabis ministers and medical marijuana ministers.

    This Guide outlines some of the topics you may need to prepare for in order to have a successful legal defense in both federal (U.S.) and state (California) court for working as a medical marijuana minister or medical cannabis minister in a California medical cannabis collective, dispensary, or cooperative.

    Exact material will vary greatly by religion. I provide examples from my own religion, although many of the examples may not apply to your religion. You will want to prepare your own defense, probably with the help of a lawyer skilled in first amendment and criminal law.

Cannabis Witch Hunt

    Most people think that the phrase “Cannabis Witch Hunt” is metaphor, not realizing that the laws against cannabis are religious laws against Witchcraft and that the methods and the laws against cannabis are all based on the church laws and procedures for carrying out a Witch Hunt.

    This series of articles is not legal advice, but rather an objective history of the nature of the Cannabis Witch Hunt to help prepare those who use, possess, distribute, and grow cannabis for the depravity of the persecution they will face.

    The Witch Hunt against cannabis is an actual literal Witch Hunt, even though many people think the term is mere metaphor.

    Growing, processing, transporting, distributing, possessing, and using cannabis is an essential act of Witchcraft. The Christian Bible, Jewish Torah, and Islamic Koran all specifically and unambigiously outlaw Witchcraft with the death penalty. All U.S. federal judges are Christian or Jewish. A six person majority of the U.S. Supreme Court is Roman Catholic (John Roberts, Anthony M. Kennedy, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, and Sonia Sotomayor).

    Very few Americans realize that the persecution of cannabis is Christian (especially Roman Catholic) persecution of Witchcraft. Very few American cannabis users have any idea that they are engaging in Witchcraft, much less that they are being targetted for Witchcraft.

    This series of articles explains how the cannabis Witch Hunt actually works and your possible defenses under federal law.

    You will be shocked at how unfairly the system is stacked against innocent Witches. Many of the rights you were taught in school simply don’t exist in the courtrooms. The Witch must establish innocence beyond the unreasonable doubts of Christian judges and must do so following highly biased rules and procedures intended to make it nearly impossible to obtain a fair Witch Trial.

    This series of articles explains a kind of Witchcraft known as Am Khent Kemeticism, but includes additional materials that may be useful for tthose who practice some other form of Witchcraft or cannabis religion.

    Under the federal Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) an innocent Witch must prove in court that the law is unambigiously an establishment of religion, that the law is unambigiously directed at limiting free exercise of religion, that the law serves no possible legitimate government purpose, that cannabis has absolutely no danger, that the Am Khent Witchcraft religion is a religion, that the practitioner is sincere in his or her beliefs, that Am Khent Kemeticism requires the use, possession, transportation, distribution, growing, and preparation of cannabis, and that there are less restrictive ways that the government can take action against cannabis.

    What possible reason could the U.S. government have for such Draconian penalties for cannabis? It is because Chrsitianity has always imposed Draconian penalties for Witchcraft, including torture and the death penalty. The Controlled Substances Act imposes harsher penatlies for cannabis than for rape, murder, and torture because the Christian judges and Congresspersons consider Cannabis Witchcraft to be a more serious religious offense than violent crimes.

 

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    The courts have already ruled in multiple cases that a person who starts preparing a religious defense (including gathering certificates and other paperwork) after arrest loses all chance to use the late religious defense. It is essential that you prepare your defense before you are arrested. Adequate preparation may even prevent arrest.

    This website is concerned with religious matters and only obliquely discusses the law. I strongly recommend that medical marijuana ministers rely on a high quality lawyer.

    I (Milo) use my own religion as an example, because this is the religion I know well. I strongly urge people to get together with their lawyer and prepare a similar discussion for their own religion. Again, my religion is only an example.

    Good news: Many people over the years have successfully used Pr Ntr Kmt religious cannabis certificates. The author of this website has personally several times over more than a decade shown various police Pr Ntr Kmt documentation and the police have politely returned the religious cannabis. There are at least two Pr Ntr Kmt cannabis ministers who have been released after the police discovered several pounds of religious cannabis (although the police kept the cannabis). There are numerous real world successes.

    Reality: If the government decides it wants to “get you”, then your only chance is if you can afford a really, really good lawyer.

    The law is whatever the government decides the law is.

    The rights you heard about in grade school only apply if you can afford a great lawyer. Public defenders are under-budgeted and only want to process paperwork for plea bargains. They simply don’t have the time or money for trials.

    We don’t want to discourage anyone from worshiping with cannabis, but we do want to strongly warn everyone that you have a significant risk of long term imprisonment or worse, especially outside of major industrialized nations.

    Please act responsibly. Please hire a lawyer if you can possibly afford to do so.

 

    Get a Pr Ntr Kmt certificate as proof that your cannabis religion is real.

    These web pages contain religious advice. These web pages are not professional legal or medical advice. Nothing on this website should be considered as a substitute or replacement for professional medical, health, or legal advice. All persons should seek the advice of qualified medical, health, or legal providers.

    If you spot an error in fact, grammar, syntax, or spelling, or a broken link, or have additional information, commentary, or constructive criticism, please contact Milo at PO Box 1361, Tustin, Calif, 92781, USA.

 
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Created: March 31, 2007

Last Updated: August 14, 2010

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